How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...
How Many cochroaches…?
Q.) How many cochroaches does it take to turn on a light?A.) No one...
Too much thinking…
Last year authorities in Montana discovered that a hermit had been living in an...
Wrong instructions.
A mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter`s plane. She had just come back from...
Telepath wanted
Help Wanted: Telepath.You know where to apply.
The Witch
Two old guys, like 80 yrs. old, went to a whore house and told...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull…
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull. His two old bullshave fallen...
Riddle: IQ and Football
What has eight arms and an I.Q. of 60?Four guys watching a football game.
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth…
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in...