What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?A: Rename the mail...
I’m not fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
What’s the difference?
What’s the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a hooker with diahrrea? Well,...
Another Bill Joke
Q: How are a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky alike?A: Insert Bill here.
Criminal steals lumber
|A man with a nagging secret couldn’t keep it any longer. In the confessional...
Wrong Shirt
A clerk was showing a lady a very nice dress shirt and tie.”Now this,”...
Doesn’t It Annoy You When…
…there’s a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is...
Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport…
Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport cafe when in...
Coat Hanger
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?A: In...