What is the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
I bet I can bite both of my eyes
|A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his...
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
Lawyer vs Physician
A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes,...
Letter to the Railroad
Gentlemen: I have been riding trains daily for the last two years,and the service...
Where do you find 60 million french jokes?
Q: Where do you find 60 million french jokes?A: In France.
Peroxide Blonde and 747
Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?A1: They both...
The Wizard of Oz
At the edge of the forest there was a somewhat mediocre wizard. He is...
Old man from Trent – Limmerick
There once was an old man from Trent, Whose penis was crooked and bent,...
Souped Up Lincoln
This rich guy from the north is driving his Lincoln Continental downto New Orleans....