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Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says “Today we are going to...
Why Nipples?
Why did God give woman nipples?To make suckers out of men.
I’ll have nun of that!
A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she...
Parachute
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...
When I was Young
When I was young I used to pray for a bicycle. Then I realized...
Cooking
Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!
Two Cow Defined (Classic)
DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWSFEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord...
Speak more precisely
|Two young soldiers were exchanging their experiences of the service in the Army. “My...
Here Moosey Moosey.
Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally they came up with...
Jay Leno Jokes!
Jay Leno Jokes from the Tonight Show…Pharmaceutical companies that make birth control pills are...