Blinker
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is...
If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant…
Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is...
Careful what you wish for
There was this mexican who was walking down a beach when he found a...
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him…
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
The Wisdom of Youth Never give up
The Wisdom of Youth Never give up because life gets harder as you get...
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking…
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking when another girl waved from across...
Beware of IRS
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
Blonds Going to Disney World
There were two blonds on their way to Disney World.When they were getting close...
Suffering
A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counselor. The counselor...