The blank tape
Hear about the guy who played a blank tape at full blast.The mime next...
Scottish Joke
What’s the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?Mick Jagger sings “Hey, Hey,...
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?All you...
Great Female Comebacks
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t...
Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...
Man, Woman, Santa?
Q: The perfect man, the perfect woman, and Santa Claus are in a car...
Redneck Jedi
You know you’re a redneck jedi when.. You hear “Luke, I am your father…...
Baking humor
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, Pop N. Fresh, died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection. He was...
Worst Thing
Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?A: Bucket seats.
Snow shoveler’s diary. (LONG JOKE)
DIARY OF A SNOW SHOVELERDecember 8:6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow...