New son-in-law
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his newson-in-law. “I love my daughter,...
Real news headlines 10
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. March Planned For...
The Vet/Taxidermist
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
The rain cloud.
What did the rain cloud wear under his rain coat?Answer: Thunder wear!
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite…
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite,he was really...
Kneesles
A young couple got married and they’ve never made love before. On their wedding...
Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
Driving miss blondy
What do you call a blonde behind a stearingwheel? An airbag!
School dinners come on a plate!
|What is the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs?School dinners come...
Bad drivers.
Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and...