An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his name…
An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his namelegally changed. When he...
Doctors Daiquiri
A Doctor made it his regular habit to stop at a bar for a...
What is Green, Slimy…
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit’s Dick
Because I’m a Guy!
Because I’m a Guy……I must hold the television remote control in my hand while...
Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...
Parking Problem
A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:”I’ve circled the...
Two Canadian Seasons
In Canada we have two Seasons…six months of winter and six monthsof poor snowmobiling.
How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the...
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?A: A quarter-pounder with...
Last Ditch Effort
Two football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would...