Blonde quickies 81-100
81. Q: What do you call a hooker and four blondes? A: Regular price,...
Stupid Insults 8/31
Couldn’t find his way through a maze even if the rats helped him. Couldn’t...
Gimme A Cookie
Last year, a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight.He found...
Top 10 Bumper Stickers!
1…Constipated People Don’t Give A Crap.2…If You Don’t Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your...
Maggot Thatcher!
|Who is the worm’s Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?A: Nothing, you...
Two Kinds Of Men
What are the only two kinds of men?Studs and duds.
Why cannot Frankenstein have children?
Why can’t Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck.
Young Man !
Three old ladies went for a walk in the park, they were suddenly approached...
Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...