Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
SOTALLY TOBER
starkle starkle little twinkwho the hell you are I thinkI’m not under what you...
At the store.
You’re so stupid, you got locked in a grocery store and starved!!
Rough
Tell ya what though, I don’t have it nearly as rough as one of...
Painting in the nude.
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three…one to mix the batter...
Jealousy
Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. “Oh Marie,” she said to her maid, “I...
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? They both wiggle when you eat...
Halloween funnies for kids!
Q. Why don’t witches like to ride their brooms when they’re angry?A. They’re afraid...
Men are like fine wine…
Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes,and it’s a woman’s...