Two Molecules
Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.One...
Tough Mice
There were three city mice sitting at a bar. The first mouse takes ashot...
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue.
The Vet/Taxidermist
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
In And Out Of Puddles
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the...
Odd Wedding Gifts
100 facecloths 25 darning needles any kind of keychain with something _way_ too big...
Have you Ever…
Have you ever smelled mothballs????I was just wondering how you would get their little...
a dyslexic man walks into a…
a dyslexic man walks into a bra…Sent by Robert
Pantsy Golfer
Q: Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?A: Just in case he...
RELATIVES-(Classic Poem)
Many many years ago when I was twenty three,I got married to a widow...