Elephant and Man
What did the elephant say to the naked man? “It’s nice, but can it...
Driving in the Fog and…
Q: What’s the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When...
Why Do They Do That?
Why do they manufacture perfumed bathroom tissue when our noses are on our faces?
Two gynecologists meet at lunch…
Two gynecologists meet at lunch.The first one says, “I had a patient this morning...
A Florida Genie
A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp....
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback…
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
A lying cheat
Dear Abby:My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but...
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts…
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know...
Really Corny
That was Zen, this is Tao.
Sword playing
Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever.Then, one of them...