Man\’ Help With Housework
What’s a man’s idea of helping with the housework?Lifting his legs so you can...
A blonde came running home to her mother…
A blonde came running home to her mother, sobbing and hysterical.”What’s wrong?” her mum,...
Cheap plastic rings
|A groom buys the engagement ring at a jewelry store. As the groom enters...
Don’t Forget!
An 80-year-old couple were having problems remembering things, so theydecided to go to their...
A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...
Blonde Joke plus…
Two blondes are waiting at a bus stop.When a bus pulls up and opens...
New business mergers!
Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants:New company will be called – Poupon Pants.(my warped sense...
Candles
Why are some married men like candles?Because they occasionally go out at night when...
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? – Quattro Sink-o
Card games
A cleaning woman was applying for a new position. When askedwhy had she left...