In San Francisco
Q: Why don’t blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?A: Cause their...
Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years…
Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years. “So, how’s life...
The price is right
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for a weekend to gamble. He lostthe shirt...
A 12 inch ___
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn’t have...
ELEMENT: WOMAN
ELEMENT: WOMANSYMBOL: WO DISCOVERER: ADAM ATOMIC MASS:Accepted as 53.6 Kg, but known to vary...
Cinderella and Tampon
Cinderella REALLY wanted to go to Prince Charming’s ball, but as you know the...
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
The right way to ask a question
A Jewish guy in a London hotel calls the operator and asks, in broken...
Bill Collector
WARNING! POOR FRED IS DEAD. DO NOT READ THIS UNLESS YOU HAVE COME TOMOURN...
At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his…
At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his students humanreproduction. For an...