Yo mama so fat… George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a...
Bring riches with you
There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved...
Wood
Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!
Knock Knock Biggish
Knock Knock Who’s there?BiggishBiggish who?No Thank you!
10 reasons to buy a new car…
10. Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.9. Instead of...
Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...
Better Late Than Never?……..
Ninety-four-year-old Mrs. Hatcher showed up at her lawyer’s office one Monday morning. “I want...
Dump trucks and fat ladies!
A man and his son were traveling to the bank one Saturday morning when...
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend…
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father’s...
Two Cannibals
Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out...