Brain transplant
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
Odd jobs
A blonde who’s down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighborhood looking...
A dangerous job
This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He...
Dr. Seuss Episode of ER
IF DR SEUSS WROTE AN EPISODE OF ER – -Kerry: Now Mark, I think...
In Just 3 Words…
A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally...
Stop the count!
A man hasn’t been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
Yeah, fat broads are like…
Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds. They’re fun to ride, but you don’t want...
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning…
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning, walkinground his new parish, after...
Appropriate Penance
A Priest gets a call from one of his golfing buddies on a Saturday...
You know you are in a Texas church when
People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark. The preacher says, “I’d like...