The Duck Hunt
One day a man went hunting for ducks. When he was done he was...
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two-pound…
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two-poundbox of candy can make a...
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal…
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our Ladyof Perpetual Motion...
The phone call…
The phone call…A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in...
The last request
Father O’Grady was saying his goodbyes to the parishionersafter his Sunday morning service as...
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
Daffynition
Daffynition: Hummingbird- A bird who forgot the lines to a song!
Dear Abby
Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q:...
You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...
Bee Sting
A woman has just started to play golf when she gets stung on the...