Perfect Girlfriend
I recently attended a meeting of the International Singles Club here in Silicon Valley....
Knock Knock Jokes 17
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ankara! Ankara who? Ankara went off the cliff! Knock Knock...
Lawyers get robbed
|Two lawyers are in a bank, when, suddenly, armed robbers burst in.While several of...
No Coffee Breaks
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?A: It takes too long to...
Three Limericks
Although Cupid got all the girls hot, a great lover himself he was not....
Corporate Christmas
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m...
Susie walkin the dog!
A little girl asks her Mom, “May I take the dog for a walk...
You might be a redneck if…ID
Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle.
Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
They have webbed feet!
|Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet!