Real Subtitles from Hong Kong Movies
Real Subtitles from Hong Kong Movies ————————————-1. I am damn unsatisfied to be killed...
Stupid Insults 21/31
Not an idiot, but plays one in his life. Not as dumb as he...
How do you cure…
How do you cure constipation?Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!
Applying For A Job
A blonde was filling out a job application form. She quickly filled out the...
After the Office Party
John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed...
Republican or Democrat?
Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I’m an American.
Someone really stinks
|A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom...
A Shorty
Q. What is Black and White and Red all over?A. A Newspaper
Why firemen have dogs
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one...
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!