Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
Working With The FBI
Working With The FBIThe phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello?”"Hello, is this the FBI?”"Yes. What...
The burglar and the parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for...
Marriage quotes 02
|Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.Marriage is very much...
Been Messin’ With The Waitress
The boss at the pub went up to the bartender and asked, “Have you...
Telegram received from ex-employee
Telegram received from ex-employee:”Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow.”
Love According to Kids
Why PEOPLE FALL IN LOVE”One of the people has freckles and so he finds...
The people are waiting
Upon returning to their car from a shopping tour, one of the young ladies...
One for the Volunteers
Tennessee folks make fun of their northern Virginian neighbors with this quip: You know...
A Room for a Night
Many years agao, a Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg was stranded late one night...