Selling the Wife
A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the...
What’s long and hard and excites a girl…
What’s long and hard and excites a girl whenshe’s finally lucky enough to get...
Relationships
RELATIONSHIPS:First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship — he...
Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...
What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets…
What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets on her wedding night?A new...
Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
The 2000 Darwin awards!
|(15 July 1999, Alabama) A 25-year-old soldier died of injuries sustained from a 3-story...
Can I play the piano once these are off?
|A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The...
Good question!
If Atheists don’t belive in God……can they get insured for an act of god?
Blonde protection
Q:What protection does a nymphomaniac use during sex? A:A bus shelter.