Didja hear the news
|”Didja hear the news?” asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. “Harrigan drank...
The Borg versus Microsoft
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We’ve been married a little over four years, and we just celebrated our “Wooden...
A woman’s three biggest lies.
A woman’s three biggest lies…1-You’re the Biggest. 2-You’re the Best. 3-It doesn’t always taste...
A yard sale
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in...
Yo mama so fat, when.. ran away
Yo mama’s so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four...
The Taxi Ride.
A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in New York on a dark...
A Blonde and a Waitress
A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some lunch, and while she’s deciding...
Dog jokes 06
|Q: What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog?A: Chump chops!Q: How...