The talking Cuckoo clock.
Just after I got married, I decided to have a night with “the boys.”...
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?It was too tight.
Fruit joke!
What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive...
Why is the government like a prostitute?
Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed and you have...
Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...
Stressed
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
There is 2 fags walking down the beach…
There is 2 fags walking down the beach. They are holding hands andkicking the...
You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...
Heavenly Help
A terrible flood hit a small town, sending the rescue units out. It just...
It’s the same thing!
There was a new girl in school, when asked her name, she replied “Happy-Butt”....