Grandma’s peanuts
A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him.While...
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
|Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Pirate Joke
What was the pirate movie rated?ARRRRRRR
Tombstone Epitaph VIII
Tombstone Epitaph In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:Here lies an AtheistAll dressed upAnd no place...
Ways to tell someone their fly is open.
20. The cucumber has left the salad.19. I can see the gun of Navarone.18....
Lollihops!
|What’s a toads favorite sweet?Lollihops!
A Letter From Barbie
************************* Chief Executive Officer Mattel, Inc. El Segundo, CADear Sir,Listen you little troll, I’ve...
In the back woods of Arkansas…
In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart’s wife went into labor in themiddle...
Religious battle golf
|The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon...