Lawyer’s club
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Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
Ducks love grapes
A duck walks into a convenience store. He asks the man at the counter,...
Psychoanalysis Quicker For Men
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it’s time to go back...
Murphy’s nartial laws
|Murphy’s Laws of Martial Arts Ten scientific principles that apply to the study of...
More Redneck One-liners!
You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You...
Show and Tell…
The teacher asked the students to bring one electrical appliance for”Show & Tell,” and...
Sex operation!
A man walks into a bar and sits next to a beautiful lady.”May I...
Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
Little Red Man
There was a little red man who lived in a little red house on...