You’re a Statue
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Computer Terms
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Army vs. Marines!
Two Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston.One sat...
Iowa Taxidermist in Alabama
This guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine. Everybody...
Blond Alligator Shoes
Young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Florida. She wanted to >...
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
Too much thinking…
Last year authorities in Montana discovered that a hermit had been living in an...
DON’T ASK GOD TO PROVE HIMSELF, HE JUST MIGHT
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Wife
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
I’d Love To But…(Pt II)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...