Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
Visual joke
Visual joke.:Stand with both arms outstreached level with your shoulders.Ask: “what’s this?” – A...
Actual Medical Charts
The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the pediatrician,...
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...
Smart Dog
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...
Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
Little Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big...
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?-His dick tastes like shit.
Times Bachelor Made His Bed
What is the average number of times in a bachelor’s life that his bed...