Titantic and Clinton!
What is the difference between the Titantic and Bill Clinton?They know how many people...
Three engineering students were gathered together…
Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body....
Computer Acronyms
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A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss…
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss. He...
Explaining his claim
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What is black and white and red all over? A panda bear with diaper...
Ballroom please!
This guy’s in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, “Ballroomplease.” A...
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If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
The Procrastinator’s creed
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Science alert
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