Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge
Why does a cow wear a bell?
Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!
Marriage Quotes 4
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut...
Doesn’t It Annoy You When…
…there’s a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is...
A cowboy along with his horse and dog are captured late one…
A cowboy along with his horse and dog are captured late oneafternoon by hostile...
There was once a wide mouth frog…
There was once a wide mouth frog. She had babies and she didn’t know...
Difference With Computer
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a computer?A: You only have to...
Why Two Nostrils?
A mother was having dinner with her two young children when her three year...
Flea jokes 02
|What did the clean dog say to the insect?Long time no flea!Who rode a...