Lawyer in a car wreck
One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and...
Rotten Little Johnny
Kids: “Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?” Mother: “I am sorry...
A Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing…
A Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing a potentialemployee’s application and notices...
Who will you choose?
It is time to elect a world leader and your vote counts.Here’s the scoop...
Dissuasion!
The beautiful secretary of the president of the Chase Manhattan Bank goes to a...
What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou...
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men…
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:”don’t” and “stop”.
Clinton
What’s the simiarity between Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place and...
Blonde’s Revenge
What the difference between a brunette and the trash? The trash gets taken out...
Stupid Insults 22/31
Off by one. Off his rocker/trolley. Oil doesn’t reach his dipstick. On permanent leave...