Blowin Chunks
Okay a man is in a bar and he’s gettin really drunk and he...
The Vet/Taxidermist
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
The guide to wife translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
Blonde orders a drink.
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the...
Made for each other
A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these...
Hungry Rooster
A Rolls Royce pulls up in front of a really expensive restaurant and a...
ABC’s of ex girlfriends
A is for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because...
On the airline.
A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A...
Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
Disorder in Court
From a little book called “Disorder in the Court”. These are things that people...