Top ten things not to say on your Anniversary
|10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.9. Today is...
Drinking, Gambling, and Golf
A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly...
I am looking for a job as a consultant…
Job Applicant: “I’m looking for a job as a consultant.”Employer: “I’m sorry, we already...
Killed Your Rooster!
A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road...
Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?
Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?A: He comes down the chimney,...
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
Bermuda Triangle
Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?A: They’ve both swallowed...
Real news headlines 08
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Man shoots neighbor...
Defining Confusion!
Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!
Deep Dark Secrets
At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding...