Your spinning me a yarn here!
|What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain...
Deaf
A man goes to his doctor and says, “I don’t think my wife’s hearing...
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorilla…
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorillasitting on a barstool.The...
Virgin
A mature woman was in the pastorial study counseling for her upcoming fourth wedding.”Father,...
If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?A: A fur coat.
The Ongoing Note
Joe woke up one morning with an enormous boner and looked for his wife,...
2 Drunk Guys
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
Greek wedding
Why do they have Feta cheese at a Greek wedding? To keep the flies...
National Anthem
Ex-President Clinton is currently writing a new National Anthem.It’s called, “Yank My Doodle, It’s...
Disorderly conduct
|Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct...