Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around…
These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around one lazy summer day and thought...
Application To NYU-(Classic)
This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU...
Tampons
Guy goes to the pharmacy at his wife’s request to buy her some tampons....
The Man’s Point System!
THE MAN’S POINTS SYSTEMFor all you guys out there who just can’t figure it...
Two men went to the desert for a vacation…
Two men went to the desert for a vacation. They rented a camel and...
New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...
Illiterate?
Illiterate? No problem!Write for free advice.
‘Twas the Night After Christmas
|’Twas the Night After Christmas’Twas the night after Christmas and all through the trailer,...
Upset golfers
Two men were out playing golf on a nice Saturday afternoon. They were getting...