Top 10 signs that you are too drunk
10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...
Princess Di and Mother Theresa
You know how Princess Diana and Mother Theresa died around about the same time?...
Top 10 Signs You Are ‘Burned Out’
You’re so tired you now answer the phone, “Hell.” Your friends call to ask...
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree?
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree? ’cause he was dead…Why’d the other monkey...
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire…
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie,each with the...
He Said, She Said
He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra you’ve got nothing to...
How can I believe in God when just last week…
“How can I believe in God when just last week I gotmy tongue caught...
Zen Quotes
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk...
We are the best of friends
|The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
Signs and notices 17
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. An ad on...