Computer Illiteracy
1. Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key”...
Engineer and Guillotine
Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask...
Dumb Intercourse II
“Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company.”"Would you spell that, please?”"Certainly....
Will Rogers On Men
How could Will Rogers say, “I never met a man I didn’t like”?He never...
Timber!
So Sven and Ole were out working in the forest one day. They had...
I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
Valentines for the Ex!
A man went to the market this last week to buy Valentines’ cards for...
Doggie Fashion
It has been studied and determined that the most often usedSexual position for married...
The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
“This is my tryout for Nascar.” “I’ve got to get back to Amish Country...
Misbehaving Guide Dog
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...