A Letter From Barbie
************************* Chief Executive Officer Mattel, Inc. El Segundo, CADear Sir,Listen you little troll, I’ve...
Ten Things A Cat Thinks About
I could have sworn I heard the can opener. Is there something I’m not...
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep…
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around...
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall…
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.He approached a uniformed policeman...
Economic pressures
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Half A Brain
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted!
Wrong Finger
I saw my old girlfriend the other day and she had her wedding ring...
Two roaches having a discussion
|Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion...
Definition of politics
Definition:Politics Poli (Poly): Many…. Tic(k)s: Blood sucking creatures
Too Much Computer
YOU KNOW YOU’VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR TOO LONG…When asked about a bus...