Dealing with criminals
|A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was...
The Perfect Day
- Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on...
More Redneck One-liners!
You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three…one to mix the batter...
You might be a redneck if… in bed
You’ve ever used lard in bed.
Two guys go hunting…
Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe hashunted all his...
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
What is the difference between a dog and a fox? Eight beers.
Short Irish Jokes
|Q: Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic?A: It has a 12 month...
Explaination
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Bill Clinton & Hillary
Bill Clinton and Hillary were travelling in a car.They stopped at a filling station....