The burglar and the parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for...
What did the maggot say to another?
|What did the maggot say to another?What’s a nice maggot like you doing in...
Three blonds on death row
|Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a...
A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel…
A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to...
Good News At Work
A woman phones up her husband at work for a chat. . . .Says...
The skeleton
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?He didn’t have the guts!
Men Are Like
..Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually...
USENET Parody
USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to...
The Basic Laws of Work
Business Rules to Live ByIf you can’t get your work done in the first...
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.Sent by Lou