Flying to Frankfurt
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A Mexican, a black, and a white guy…
A Mexican, a black, and a white guy are in a bar having a...
This must be heaven
|So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in...
The Ongoing Note
Joe woke up one morning with an enormous boner and looked for his wife,...
Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
Two wives were airing their troubles…
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My...
Man Playing Around If…
How can you tell if a man’s playing around?He sends you love notes that...
So at the funeral home, the widow instructs…
Here’s a sick one…So at the funeral home, the widow instructs the mortician to...
Male/Female Definitions!
THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car’s hood. male: The strap fastener...
Top ten signs that you are too drunk
|10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...