Men Are Like
..Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually...
A miserable rooster
A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a...
Beer, eh
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his...
Don’t be sexist…
Don’t be sexist… broads hate that!
Rush Limbaugh
Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed…
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed, “I heard you died.”"But you see I’m...
Getting a new deputy
|The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer – who was not...
Free drinks for everyone
|One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender:...
Famous Beer Quotes!
Beer and the quotes it has helped create over the years…I feel sorry for...
An American tourist
|An American tourist was driving in County Kerry, when his motor stopped. He got...