Remaining as enemies
|Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
Men Have Two Faults
Women have their faults. Men have only two. Everything they say and everything they...
Whats the square root of 69?
Whats the square root of 69?ANSWER — EIGHT something
IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE
|My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked...
How shit happens!
In The Beginning was The Plan.And then came the Assumptions And the Assumptions were...
Pierced ears for pirates
How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow?
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for...
Yo’ Mama Jokes
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she tried to fit into a pair of ‘BVD’s...
Picasso Saves Sight for Sore Eyes
Picasso’s mistress was losing her eyesight so he took her to an opthomologist in...
The Rooster
A man was out driving in his car when all of a sudden a...