Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
Problems remembering
|Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
Choo-Choo!
Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over...
Standing Still
During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made...
Why are spiders like tops?
|Why are spiders like tops?They are always spinning!
Blondes dumb?!?!?
Blondes dumb?!?!? After many hours of extremely acrobatic and exhausting sex with ablonde he...
A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade…
A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade on the street...
Yo mama’s head so small
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow. Yo mama...
Tattoo Parlour
A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him...
You can now eat your own plate
|Taipei, Taiwan (AP) – Diners tempted to lick a plate after a delicious meal...