Positive Outlooks on Life…
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.A conclusion is...
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow…
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow$200 for six...
Blonde and Easter Bunny
Once there was this guy, and he was driving in his car, and all...
There is 2 fags walking down the beach…
There is 2 fags walking down the beach. They are holding hands andkicking the...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
One Last Night
One day, this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
What did I do?
“Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?”she said...
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500…
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes...
A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to…
A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to find herhusband in...
Not the best day.
Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath.Just as he became comfortable, the doorbell...