Dead dog
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which...
I often feel guilty
|Sheri, the pert and pretty nurse took her troubles to a resident psychiatrist in...
Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
The problems with golf
|The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front...
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck.
Questions and Answers!
Q: What’s the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A: A...
Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
Who is on First?
|Who’s On First(Sketch by Bud Abbot and Lou Costello)LOU: I love baseball. When we...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.