Asleep at the desk
If you get caught sleeping on the job, here’s some quick excuses!It’s okay…I’m still...
Bill Gates at the pearly gates!
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized...
A teacher was working with a group of underprivileged children…
A teacher was working with a group of underprivileged children,trying to broaden their horizons...
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred…
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? “Depends.”
Three Girls
There were three girls in a bar. One girl says…”I can get a whole...
Helping To Clean The Dishes
Just after the maid had been fired, she took five bucks from her purse...
The talking peanut.
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...
The Broken Clock
Mike’s grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into...
Eye sex
A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family doctor....
In the land of Oz
Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the HouseGingrich, and President Clinton are traveling in...