The Vegas Trip!
Three buddies decided to take their wives on vacation for a week in Las...
Bit by Bit
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
A girl sat sobbing in the police station…
A girl sat sobbing in the police station. “I was raped by an Italian.”She...
The SUPER Salesman…
A man walks into an insurance office and asks for a job. “Sorry, we...
Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
Real quotes from real people!
“I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I...
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he has to…
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he hasto take a shit...
Why Men Can’t Show True Feelings
Why don’t men often show their true feelings?Because they don’t have feelings.
Yo mama\’s so poor
Yo mama’s so poor she wears her McDonald’s uniform to churchYo mama’s so poor,...
the drunk contest
A man walks into a bar and finds a jar full of money on...