To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
Explaining his claim
|A farmer who’s been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck...
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children…
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gatheredaround him....
Choo-Choo!
Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over...
A Room for a Night
Many years agao, a Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg was stranded late one night...
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
English is really crazy
|There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine...
Software Development Process
Software Development Process1) Order the T-shirts for the Development team2) Announce availability3) Write the...
Marriage Quotes By Men
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always. It’s...
Making Comparisons
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...