3 Old-Timers…
Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home.”Sixty is the...
Why are girls like pianos?
Why are girls like pianos?When they’re not upright, they’re grand…
What did the man say when he walked…
Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar?A:OUCH!Sent by Sarah
Kewl Cat Quips!
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago,...
Ancient Chinese Torture
A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a...
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with…
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it.So I said...
Stalagmice!
|What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?Stalagmice!
Spicy 50th Honeymoon
For their golden anniversary, a couple decides to repeat their honeymoon trip. They drive...
Screen Door
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The...
Why do mice have long tails?
|Why do mice have long tails?Well, they’d look silly with long hair!