Why God Doesn\’t Have a PhD
Why God Doesn’t Have a PhD:1. He has only one major publication.2. It was...
Real news headlines 07
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Whatever Their motives,...
Getting Excited at the Zoo
It’s a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending...
An honest lawyer
|An independent woman started her own business. She was shrewd and diligent, so business...
Standing At The Gates Of Heaven
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worryworry worry”A: Fun...
Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...
boat troubles
During late spring one year, a blonde was trying out her new boat. She...
Watch those buttons
One day John decides to invite Mark on a trip on his private jet....