Acronyms
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Email Commandments
E-MAIL COMMANDMENTS Thou shalt include a clear and specific subject line. Thou shalt edit...
Jesus vs Satan
Jesus and Satan have an extended argument as to who is the better computer...
A painful adjustment
Adjusting to marriage sometimes poses some unexpected problems. But when I came upon a...
Money Quotes
Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. J....
How to Hunt Elephants — Senior Manager Style
How to Hunt Elephants — Senior Manager StyleSenior managers set broad elephant hunting policy...
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other…
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...
Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...
Bying a horse
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend”I...
To My Dear Spouse…
O MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to...