Farm jokes 10
|Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?Because he was a dirty double...
Jesus meets Joseph
St. Peter has a day-off from his duties at the gates to Heaven and...
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? – Quattro Sink-o
Improving
Sam arrived home from work early one afternoon only to surprise his wife busily...
How do a jewish couple have oral sex?
How do a jewish couple have oral sex?… “SET AT OPPOSITE ENDS OF THE...
Bill Gates at the Pearly Gates
Bill Gates tragically died in a car accident. Arriving at the pearly gates, he...
New Barbie Doll
Have You heard about the new Divorce Barbie Doll?It comes with all of Ken’s...
Mother’s Milk
A medical student is taking a test and one of the questions he sees...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...
Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.